Being a Ninja Does Not Pay As Well as it used to  

Sunday, April 27, 2008


Being a Ninja just does not pay as well as it used to. I am considering the idea of switching over to piracy. Somali and Kenyan officials confirmed to SEO Ninja that a ransom of $1.2 million was paid to pirates to release a Spanish fishing boat and its crew of 26 hijacked off the coast of Somalia last week.

SEO Ninja extended his offer to do what Ninja’s do best and kill the pirates for a small fee but since the Spanish Hostages had already been released and that Spain ran out of money to avenge their capture, there has been no immediate response to SEO Ninja’s offer.

A court of French pansies recently charged six Somalis in connection with the seizure of a French luxury yacht earlier this month but couldn’t do anything about it because France disbanded its military after it got its ratatouille kicked in ever major world war.


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