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Movie Trivia Answer

2008-05-01T20:00:00.000-07:00

This famous performance was from THIS MOVIE and performed by Kevin Smith’s close friend Jason Mewes. This movie was arguably what put Kevin Smith on the map and if you are a fan of Clerks, Chasing Amy and Dogma this is a must see for you.

According to the IMDB: The movie is about Brodie Bruce, a Sega and comic book obsessed college student, and his best friend, TS Quint, are both dumped by their girlfriends on the same day, and to deal with their loss, they both go to the local mall. Along the way, they meet up with some friends, including Willam, a guy who stares at Magic Eye pictures, desprately trying to see the hidden image; Gwen, one of TS's ex-girlfriends; and Jay & Silent Bob, of Clerks fame. Brodie is a man after SEO Ninja’s heart.

Which leads me to the news story, According to Gamer Tell: “While rumors of the two X-Men stars getting their very own origin stories have been humming around the web and your local comic book store for the past four years, it looks like both will be in theaters very soon with a Wolverine movie being released first. Uh yeah Duh…These movies have been In Production since the last X-Men 3.”

Still cool though. Hopefully they don’t fuck it up like they did X-Men 3.

Edward Brooke and Screwing Around With Old People

2008-05-01T14:34:00.000-07:00

Barbara Walters has revealed that she had an affair with married Massachusetts Senator Edward Brooke. Walters is set to appear on The Oprah Winfrey to share details about the relationship she has called “exciting and brilliant.”

The affair lasted several years in the 70’s. The View co-host tells Winfrey how their relationship could have ruined both of their careers.

“I was certainly involved. He was exciting. He was brilliant. It was exciting times in Washington,” Walters tells Winfrey.

According to the Associated Press: A moderate Republican from Massachusetts who took office in 1967, Brooke was the first African-American to be popularly elected to the Senate. Both he and Walters knew that public knowledge of their affair could have ruined his career as well as hers, Walters says.

I Wish I was Famous. You Get to Screw Anyone you want and still go on Oprah and make money off of your book deal. That’s all that and a bag of chips if you ask me.

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Being a Ninja Does Not Pay As Well as it used to

2008-04-27T08:32:00.000-07:00

Being a Ninja just does not pay as well as it used to. I am considering the idea of switching over to piracy. Somali and Kenyan officials confirmed to SEO Ninja that a ransom of $1.2 million was paid to pirates to release a Spanish fishing boat and its crew of 26 hijacked off the coast of Somalia last week.

SEO Ninja extended his offer to do what Ninja’s do best and kill the pirates for a small fee but since the Spanish Hostages had already been released and that Spain ran out of money to avenge their capture, there has been no immediate response to SEO Ninja’s offer.

A court of French pansies recently charged six Somalis in connection with the seizure of a French luxury yacht earlier this month but couldn’t do anything about it because France disbanded its military after it got its ratatouille kicked in ever major world war.

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2008-04-23T10:32:00.000-07:00

SEO Ninja has a new enemy. The Bum Bot. The Bum Bot is a vehicle for oppression with its bright red lights and even brighter spotlight blazing, infrared video camera filming and water cannon at the ready in the spinning turret on top. The Bum Bot has assaulted the innocent bums of Atlanta now since last September.

According to ABC News: “The electronic vigilante — on the beat since September — has enraged neighborhood activists, who have threatened protests. Street people say it's intimidating. And homeless advocates question the intentions of its inventor, who uses the Bum Bot as a marketing tool and a political prop.”

In ancient Japan, the Ninja had two purposes guard their lord and assassinate those who carried out injustices. And now it is time for SEO Ninja to fulfill that purpose once more. In modern times: SEO Ninja has limited his battles to fighting off ass-pirates at the local bar but now he has vowed to assassinate this mechanized vehicle of oppression and once more make the streets of Atlanta safe for those who are not lucky enough to have a home.

Since SEO Ninja is broke and has a short attention span it might be quite some time before he gets around to destroying this evil “Bum Bot.” If you would like to donate money towards destroying this evil creature, please click here: